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The Big Picture!

Many of our guests don’t understand how Alexis Club holidays work very clearly until they arrive and see everything first hand. Sometimes their initial thoughts and perceptions can be pretty far off the mark! Basically, our holidays are what we promise, great girls in great resorts for a great time. We don’t mind showing you how things work in person but it is a shame when incorrect thoughts or ideas may be stopping you from having a good time. Lets clean up some of the common myths and misconceptions which are probably killing the fun for you.
The most common misconception is that we are just like the services in North America but more expensive or more of a hassle. No, our girls are ten times better and we are an amazing deal for several reasons.
First, our ladies are beautiful young latin hotties who make you feel like a king. They are not mature women who hate men and will rush you through your minutes until you leave. Our girls want to please their man and enjoy fun in the sun with you! You can see our girls in our gallery, those are the actual ladies you will enjoy and your holiday is free if you don’t get the girls you want.

And besides the way they look, you will never find anybody else who will make you feel as wanted and welcomed. That’s our main strength and the true measure of chemistry. What a girl looks like will keep you interested for 15 minutes, the way she acts and the way she is can keep you interested for the rest of your life. Our girls are not only pinup models but you will love every minute with them.

Second, our holidays are amazingly well priced. In North America, most professional escorts cost around $200 to $500 per hour but there are exceptions to every rule and some of them can get up to between $5,000 to $20,000 or more.
$20,000? I can’t believe it either! Of course, those are professionals and most people are happy enough with bait-and-switch skank from a classified advertisement with “100% real” fake photos. Those girls are in a dime a dozen and usually cost around $150 or more for a half hour or full hour. I suppose we seem expensive if you can pay $150 for a half hour and be done with it but what want something better than that? We don’t offer seedy services like that, our guests need more than an hour to satisfy them. What is $150 times 48 half hours? Lets say 24 hours instead, that’s $1,800 per day. We provide that plus the cost of your beachfront resort suite at around a third of this price.

Maybe these half hour kind of girls will bother to learn your name and maybe they won’t, if you are smart you won’t care. Either way, what will a whole night cost you with this patron saint of bed sheets? An average of most European and North American escort agencies runs around $1,200 to $1,500 or more. Using the simple math of $150 times 24 hours, we get $1,800. However, using real world examples, 12 hours will cost you around $1,200 to $1,500 (plus dinner). And if 12 hours costs that, the whole day is so much more that most European and North American escort agencies don’t even bother posting that as an option. That’s a lot of money to spend on a middle aged person who hates men and can’t be bothered to learn your name.

In our case; the cost of your airplane tickets, your suite in our all-inclusive beach front resort, your complete meals and drinks and even your girlfriend for the whole day costs the same as a couple of hours where you live. On one hand, you can stay in a Holiday Inn for two hours and get rushed by a middle age woman who barely tolerates you and on the other hand you can put your toes in the sand with a young fresh latina lady who is excited to meet you and will let you know that all day long. She appreciates the fact that you planned in advance to meet her and she is honored that you picked her out among 50 other beautiful girls. Unlike the local woman where you live with her alarm clock and her need for references, guess what your time with our lady will be like…

Seriously, I can’t say this enough. You can insult yourself fucking a girl who thinks you are a necessary evil or, for less money, you can put your toes in the sand and make love with a girl who is excited to spend time with you. And who wouldn’t think this is a good idea, when you compare the actual nuts and bolts of everything? Even the resort stay is worth while. Millions of people save money all year long in order to soak up a little bit of our sun for a week. And their wives probably aren’t putting out so you know we are talking about damn good sun and sand if those people are still going home happy.

And this leads us into our next point, our holidays are as relaxing and great as you are hoping. The Dominican Republic enjoys more than 20 million guests every year, our resorts are among the finest in the world and people visit them just to enjoy them. We provide you with a wide range of professionally created and managed fantasy settings which are, again, so good that normal tourists use them just to enjoy them. They are internationally ranked for excellence by every travel authority in the world, because you really will enjoy yourself.
Do we need to say that one more time? We all know that most of our competitors will promise you anything and everything just to close a sale. Everything we say is the truth and, for the fourth or fifth time, you will enjoy yourself in our resorts and they are so good that people visit them just to enjoy them.

Our website has a few standard packages which are very popular but we are happy to provide you with your choice of more than 400 other all-inclusive beachfront resorts or more than 1,000 sole use private villas. You may enjoy any atmosphere you would like – adults only, small and quiet, big and vibrant, affordable and reasonable, ultra pampering (with butlers) and everything else in between. You are treating yourself in more ways than one with us.

Spend ten minutes thinking about this and it will hit you like a hammer. A better time costs less with us and you will reminisce about your holiday for years instead of thinking back to a quick fuck for a few weeks.
At the other end of the spectrum, the other common misconception is that sex is cheap in the tropics. Sure, it costs the same to sleep with a street walker in the tropics as with a street walker or crack whore in North America and Europe. Actually, street walkers here usually cost more than the crack whores near you.

Some people think it’s a good idea to purchase plane tickets and fly somewhere exotic in order to find a street whore who is as cheap as possible. Okay, but you can risk your life down the street from where you are right now cheaper and without the plane ride.

When you think about it, street girls, or girls from other service providers who are actually repackaged street girls, never expect to see you again and they don’t care about you no matter much you tip them. Why should they care, will they every see you again? Thinking back to the 20 million people mentioned earlier, how many of them will be replacing you on the airplane which is arriving tomorrow? There are a lot of horror stories about people who think they know better, that’s what happens when people insist on learn how things work the hard way.

Because these girls are cheap, they are pretty nasty and dangerous. However, be that as it may, they do provide our competitors with a lot of room for haggling. I wish we could offer you lower prices then they do in order to help bargain hunters with an easier decision but we provide high quality services so we can’t. Every competitor everywhere will probably be happy to underbid us in order to grab your sale but cheap crap is still crap and sometimes a bargain is not a bargain.
In our case, we take great care in the holidays that we present. It’s sort of like the difference between Godiva and Hersheys. Sure they are both chocolate, but would be safe to say that one of them is much better than the other? Certainly Godiva costs more but price does not mean the same thing as quality. Quality results only from the value of the raw materials you use plus the care and attention which is placed into the creation of the finished product. With the standard level chocolate, there are an average of eight insect legs in every bar. Is that level of quality worth the extra cost which greater care and attention plus better raw materials command?

It should be intuitively obvious that there is a difference in chocolate, women and everything else. Think about this, there are 50 different brands of bottled water. How can something which is colorless, odorless and tasteless come in 50 different varieties? If that’s true of water, don’t you think that some women are better than others?
We have found that a good holiday is not about the sex, it’s about the companionship during the rest of the day. Good chemistry is not about breast size or the way somebody looks in photos, it’s about warm personalities, inviting friendship and great atmosphere. Our ladies are quite a bit different from the Jerry Springer guests which most people who seek cheap prices expect to find.

Only a fool spends money on an airplane ticket and then seeks out the same kind of shit they have on a street corner as close to their house as their job is. For everybody else, we don’t price ourselves artificially high in order to take advantage of people who equate price with quality and we don’t scrimp on quality in order to price ourselves so low we are forced to market shit to suckers. Instead, we provide the best possible holidays at the best possible price.
Whatever your expectations, up or down, don’t get mislead by your past experiences with scams and foolishness. We cost less than North Americans and Europeans plus you will enjoy yourself with our ladies and our resorts more. At the other end of the spectrum, we cost more than street whores and bargain service providers but our girls won’t act like bitches and treat you like shit. There are a lot of myths and misconceptions about erotic tropical holidays, you will be happy you visited us no matter what you thought was a good idea before. Give us a call and we’ll be happy to help you find the best package which will be perfect in every respect for you.