








Our Guarantees (Escorts & Payments) |
If you have questions call any day any time 1 - 800 - 919 - 9794 Do not agonize for answers they are all at your fingertips THE ESCORTS Our girls are the real deal, you will get the ladies you select or your holiday is free! We are so well run and top flight that we will do your holiday for free if we are not able to provide you with the girls that you select. That's as clear cut as it gets, we stand behind our holidays 100%. We have a lot of ladies, I know that there are a couple of perfect girls for you. Lets figure out your main selection and your two backups and that's the exact girl(s) you will get for your holiday. That specific girl and no other. If that doesn't happen, if we don't provide you with the girls which we promised you, you're holiday is free and we will bring the next girl who is closest to your tastes with us to the airport instead. If you would like to keep our selection for the rest of your holiday, great! If not, we will be happy to exchange her (free of charge) on the following day to any other lady which you select (who is available). In either case, the resort part of your holiday remains identical. Naturally, you will meet your selected companion in the airport receiving line and both of you will travel over to the resort together. You will know that everything is perfect before even leaving the controlled environment of the airport with us. That's as safe and aboveboard as it gets! That's the Alexis Club commitment to you, we take having fun very serious. And you will have fun, either with your selected girls or with another girl that you select free of charge after you arrive for your free holiday. How can we provide this amazing level of assurance to you? Well, we've been doing this for two and a half decades and we know how to do holidays right. For starters, we track the monthly cycles of our ladies and our girls want to be with us (and you) so we can reliably promise them to you months in advance. Basically, this is an extension of the same commitment we provide to our girls. They don't like any funny business either. When we promise them a holiday, they want it! Finally, as with any offer, there is always some fine print for the benefit of the wise guys who like to work the system. As with everything else in life, acts of God always take precedence. For example, among other potential pitfalls, sometimes monthly cycles can vary a little bit and you probably get enough of that at home so it's best avoided during your vacation with us (unless you are a stickler for the verbiage of our promise instead of the spirit of our promise). Another example is that the ladies remain the same but different hair styles and so forth can produce associated differences in their appearance. Please call me for more details and I'll be happy to go over our promise to you in more detail! Don't worry, most of these details are applicable only to wiseguys. Rest assured, you will get the holiday which we promise you or it will be free. We will never pick you up from the airport with some one you did not select! PAYMENTS Our Guarantee (Resort Only Charges Apply) Our Hospitality Service is totally committed to Customer Satisfaction. Our Clients agree that they receive more exclusive service than they expected and that the trip represents an extraordinary value. However, we do feel that some of our Prospective Guests decide not to reserve one of our Vacation Packages because they believe either we could not deliver the Services promised or that we would take a client's money and not deliver some or all of the promised services. For all Guests, we forgo any payment until you have arrived, checked in at your selected resort and your selected Escort is by your side. |